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Great Drives: Volvo Ice Camp, ice driving and husky sledding

Ice driving in the Volvo XC60, husky sledding, sleeping in an igloo 8,000 feet up a mountain? Who could possibly resist?

Volvo’s second ice camp on the mountain of Kitzsteinhorn in Austria is nominally all about launching the refreshed C30 Coupe, C70 Coupe-Cabrio and XC60 R-DESIGN, but it’s tough not to come to the conclusion that it’s also about having a whale of a time to boot.

Aligning Volvo with extreme sports and adventure excursions is a good idea, especially in light of Volvo’s efforts to turn perception of the brand away from being a manufacturer that simply produces massive estate cars.

To this end the smart C30 and rather fetching XC60 make sense – especially if they come to be associated with the kind of pursuits evident on the ice camp trip. Volvo’s sponsorship of the Snowbombing festival seems directed at this end too.

The C70 is harder to place in this new Swedish order for me, but Volvo is persevering nonetheless, and a new S60 due this summer looks promising too.

Anyway, our adventure begins in January, the big British chill still a recent memory. The angst and cold of that fortnight are about to be put into sharp focus by the conditions that are to follow.

A trip to the Austrian ski resort of Kaprun in the C30 and C70 from Munch airport beckons, and some hardy (or foolhardy) motoring hacks decide to make their way to lunch with the C70’s folding metal roof down. It’s minus 12 outside. What’s that saying about mad dogs and Englishmen? Brits seem determined to defy conditions whatever the weather.

The coupe and coupe-cabriolet have been refreshed to bring them in line with Volvo’s current design language, and they look sharp.

Their relevance to the prevailing conditions in Germany isn’t immediately obvious, but they do tie in with the kind of lifestyle choices that people going on adventure holidays might make and, fitted with winter tyres, they take the tricky roads in their stride.

Deep snow and icy conditions combine to make a picture-postcard scene across southern Germany, and the Alps start looming large as we approach the part-frozen Lake Chiemsee.

Switching cars takes us deep into the heart of the mountain range, and into more tricky driving conditions and weather. It does not bode well for the night ahead – 8,000 feet above sea level in an igloo.

Volvo Ice Camp


The camp consists of a number of sleeping igloos, a number of support structures and a large main igloo with four cells. One, bizarrely, contains a Volvo C30 whose very presence demands answers to how on Earth in ended up there.

Volvo’s ice camp can only be reached via two cable cars and a third leg on skidoo. It’s so high that we’re given a rather concerning talk about altitude sickness, and a further worrying set of instructions concerning the cold.

And boy is it cold. As cold as minus 25 with wind chill later that night, when squalling sleet drives sideways into the face at high speed.

A correct application of layers and observation of cold-weather rules of survival are vital, so much so that after sitting at ice tables for two hours, we’re marched outside for a late-night trek across the the mountain.

Glancing around the circle of cold-weather-clad motoring journalists, breath fogging in the air, identities hidden by masks and balaclavas, I try not to think of The Thing.

The walk makes sense only when it’s finished, as I spend most of it convinced I’m about to plunge down a crevasse or simply expire on the mountainside, a whispered ‘Go on without me,’ the last words from my freezing lips.

Afterwards we huddle around a fire in a teepee, while others brave the outdoor jacuzzi. “Don’t put your head underwater,” says Christian, the camp organiser. “Or your head will freeze.”

The night everyone has been dreading proves uneventful. While cold inside the igloos, it’s toasty inside the industrial-strength sleeping bags we’re provided with, though a test bottle of water I left by the bed was frozen solid when I awoke the next morning.

A further skidoo ride down the mountain and carousels to the bottom reveals that the C30s and C70s have been replaced by XC60 R-DESIGN models. A good thing, as the roads have been replaced by a foot of snow.

“Are the roads OK?,” someone wonders aloud. “They are OK,” replies Lars, who is here with Volvo. “But they are full of snow.”

The journos are not reassured, but the Volvo SUVs take the weather in their stride, with some help from the ruthlessly efficient Austrian snow ploughs.

XC60 Ice Driving


Before long we’re at the small Austrian village of Hintersee, where a test track cut from a frozen field is covered in snow. At one side of the larger field is a vast frozen lake.

Wintry conditions pile at least a foot of snow on the track, adding another tricky element to proceedings, as does the driving snow which occasionally results in near-whiteout conditions.

It’s hard to know what information can be gleaned fro the XC60 R-DESIGN in these conditions, beyond the fact that tooling a 2.4-litre 4WD SUV with a sports chassis is immense fun – something probably evident from my vaguely manic cackling as I take the XC60 sideways around corners, twirling the steering wheel like it’s a Dodgem.

Miraculously I manage to only destroy one route marker, and my XC60 escapes unscathed.

I’d hoped to get the XC60 misbehaving like Tonya Harding on the ice, but traction control, snow tyres and an autobox reluctant to pile on revs when grip is lacking mean I get Jane Torvill instead.

While this may be bad news for any Scandinavian rally wannabes, it’s undoubtedly good news for anyone who wants to get home in one piece, so Volvo obviously has its priorities right.

Active safety aids, winter tyres and a tight chassis mean that the XC60 takes the difficult conditions in its stride, reassuring news for anyone panicking that a few days worth of snow during winter means we all have to run out and buy the nearest 4×4.

Nevertheless, the ice driving is probably the most fun anyone’s ever had in a Volvo, and most drivers remain on the straight, slippy and narrow – with only the odd plunge into the drifting snow, caused by over-ambitious hooning, to pause proceedings.

Husky sledding


A short drive down the road allows us to swap the XC60 for huskies, though judging from spending a few minutes behind the running dogs, emissions are probably lower on any of the Volvo DRIVe models – now tweaked to deliver sub-120g/km emissions on the V70 estate and S80 models.

The Volvo probably wins in the warmth and comfort stakes too – dual-zone aircon and heated seats really take the sting out of the biting conditions.

Having said that, there’s undoubtedly something rather serene about travelling by dog, and it’s hard not to form a kinship with the the stinking, Boggins-like creatures in the short time we spend with them.

They may be smelly, slightly radged and perpetually fighting with one another, but it’s easy to form an attachment to them, in the same way that it’s hard not to love a cherished old banger than refuses to start when you’re trying to get home at the end of a long day.

If your life depended on it you’d learn to quickly value and respect, perhaps even love, your dogs – unlike Amundsen, who drove his ’til they expired, then ate them. Typical Scandinavian efficiency. I don’t think you’d get much of a meal out of the XC60 though, though the R-DESIGN’s standard leather seats may get you through a tough patch.

Anyway, before long the night draws in and it’s time to head off in the XC60 towards the stunning municipality of Berchtesgaden, through more tricky conditions.

The two days’ worth of events have provided extremely diverse and challenging – the various Volvo models connecting destinations like lines joining dots.

The ice camp, driving around wintry Germany and Austria and tooling the XC60 around Hintersee prove that it is possible to cope with the occasional curve balls the weather may throw at you – if only you have the right mindset and tools for the job.

Which is where models like the XC60 come in to their own – built for the road, they’re nevertheless capable in more difficult conditions. And if your local authority can’t be bothered to clear the road for you, you need to rely on your own initiative or your car. The Volvo crossover fits the bill well in the latter case.

The C30 coupe is a right little looker and a good drive, and the C70? Well, I’ll come back to the C70 – probably during the summer and preferably by a beach; miles away from igloos, ice and huskies.

Folly Friday: Toyota Total Recall, drivers outraged over fines, rough justice

Strange times – Toyota faces media frenzy, drivers who were in the wrong in the first place get handed cash by debt-ridden councils, Total Recall car design and how to write an ‘outraged motorist fine’ story.

Toyota keeps calm while other lose heads


Unless you’ve been living up a mountain (Kitztsteinhorn in Austria in my case) you won’t have been able to avoid the proclamations of reasonably-priced Japanese manufacturer armageddon over the last week.

At least that’s how the media has run with Toyota’s admittedly-massive recall of models that may have defects on their accelerator pedals.

What isn’t clear is how aware of this Toyota has been over the last year, and whether it was less than forthcoming about the potential braking problem affecting third-generation Prius models when it became aware of them last year.

But it’s always been easy to go with more sensational aspects of a story. The reality of the matter is that, out of a global recall of 8m vehicles, Toyota has yet to learn of one incident in Europe related to the issue.

Similarly, there have been no problems relating to the Prius’ braking issue in Europe.

The advice issued by Toyota in case of a runaway car is straightforward and pretty obvious: brake. De-clutch. Turn off the engine. If you suspect a fault is developing take your car to a Toyota dealership.

But the Toyota issue is one that has legs. A manufacturer that built its reputation on quality at an affordable price. Over-expansion, a family dynasty, the Prius, the screaming phone call from a Lexus owner. It almost writes itself.

There’s actually an article absurdly suggesting Toyota’s brand has been so badly affected by the recall that it will be forced to change its name. Hysteria breeds hysteria.

In comparison, Toyota GB’s response has been measured, calm and responsible. And with a bit of level-headed common sense the company and the buyers of its cars can emerge on the other side unscathed.

Keep calm and carry on indeed.

Toyota explains safety recall

• Sniff Petrol’s take on the recall

• Clever bit of link-bait from the Beeb – How do you stop a car with a jammed accelerator?

• Toyota aren’t alone in recalling vehicles

BBC bravely forces cash-strapped councils to repay money over stupid technicality


Two ways of looking at this, admittedly. The first is that the councils in question should have paid better attention to what they were doing, and any suggestion of councils attempting to make cash from issuing tickets is clearly beyond the pale.

But the second is that five London councils now face hefty repayments over what is almost the very definition of a legal technicality.

The councils didn’t properly request permission to designate 346 diplomatic parking bays across the capital, and will now have to repay anyone who got ticketed for parking in one over the last six years, or potentially tens of millions if a related test case is successful.

Why were these people parking in diplomatic parking bays in the first place? Where will those millions of quids be diverted from to pay back people who shouldn’t have been parking in the wrongly-designated bays in the first place? How much time and effort will be spent returning that cash?

Another victory for freedom and justice!

More council stupidity


Councils have forked out hundreds of thousand to replace signs that features typos, misspellings or punctuation error, according to Exchange and Mart

Missing apostrophes and typos are the most common errors, with every sign costing a hundred quid or so.

Sadly, none of the errors are funny enough to report, and none accidentally read ‘I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated’ in Welsh.

It’s almost enough to make one wonder how much time councils have to spend replying to pointless Freedom of Information requests from parking vigilantes and motoring magazines.

Justice! Righteousness! Punctuation!

Total Recall’s futuristic cars


Paul Verhoeven’s Total Recall is a guilty pleasure based on an excellent short story by Philip K. Dick. In all honesty it’s crap but it does feature some stunning sets and a fairly convincing evocation of a near-future Earth and colonised Mars.

Among the more interesting design aspects are the film’s myriad vehicles, quite clearly designed to be futuristic in a decidedly 80s idiom.

There’s a nice write-up from one of the designers on the film, and though there’s not much about the cars themselves there’s some great shots. Head over to Hemmings for more.

How to report ‘outraged driver stories’


• Identify driver fined for some unlikely behaviour. Behaviour can include illegal activities behind wheel, unwise behaviour behind wheel or unorthodox behaviour while behind wheel.

• Gloss over fact driver probably should not have been indulging in said act in first place

• Picture driver looking angry and/or bewildered while holding up penalty notice

• Include quotes from driver describing disbelief and/or outage.

• More quotes from driver on how s/he intends to clear name

• Desultory final quote from CPS or police force in question

Congratulations, you’re now a regional newspaper reporter. Here’s some that other people did earlier.

Blowing nose

Smoking

Being too slow

Eating sandwich – this one is MT’s favourite. It’s the picture that does it.

Eating ice cream

Eating apple

Eating crisps

Laughing

Ill Wind


Two out of five people would be put off buying the Renault Wind because of its name, according to our poll on the subject.

A stinker, or just hot air? YOU DECIDE!

A rare well-placed contextual ad


Images of new McLaren MP4-25

Alistair Ball from Classic Automotive has sent over some stunning images of the McLaren MP4-25 Formula One car that will be driven by Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton in 2010.

The reveal at Woking last week is described most amusingly in an article from the Telegraph:

It was like something out of Romeo and Juliet; two lovers on a balcony, giddy with excitement, extolling the other’s virtues in the most glowing terms.

Except that, for Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton, the lines were delivered using microphones while the entire workforce of Vodafone UK stood beneath them snapping away at the blossoming courtship on mobile camera-phones.

The highly anticipated launch of McLaren’s 2010 challenger, the MP4-25, at Vodafone’s UK headquarters in Newbury was the perfect opportunity for a choreographed love-in. Two hundred or so of the world’s press, row upon row of television cameras, a shiny new car with the number one painted on the sides, a controlled environment. The first chance to bury reports that this team might not be big enough for two world champions.

The photos do seem to reveal the two drivers at ease with each other, and seemingly rather enjoying a Q&A session.

During their mutual admiration society meeting, Button described Hamilton as ‘an exceptional driver’, while the 2008 world champ said Button was ‘the best there is’, also revealing that it was he who had first suggested Button as his new team-mate.

The MP4-25, for its part, looks like a radical departure from last year’s MP4-24, boasting a shark-fin engine cover, double diffuser, dorsal fin, silver and red corporate colour scheme, and restyled aerodynamics.

With Schumacher back on the scene, the all-English McLaren set-up and a McLaren-Mercedes rivalry to look forward to, the 2010 F1 season is unlikely to be a dull one.

• Hit up the gallery below for more images of the McLaren MP4-25 reveal

Would you buy a car called the Renault Wind?

Rather like the inneundo surrounding Apple’s decision to call its new notebook hardware the iPad, Renault has dropped a, er, bombshell, with the news that it’s new roadster is to be called the Wind.

Now, car manufacturers are no strangers to ridiculous car names, with models called Mitsubishi Lettuce, Toyota Cist and Mazda Bongo Frendee on the streets.

However, most unfortunate car names lose something in translation, or have a double meaning that’s not necessarily obvious.

It seems impossible that Steve Jobs and Carlos Ghosn were not aware of the unfortunate ramifications inherent in calling their new products iPad and Wind respectively.

But at least the former makes sense in terms of Apple’s branding, and it’s pretty descriptive.

Wind blows in straight from left-field. It doesn’t really mean anything and comes across as rather fey – and that’s before you even get to the fact that wind is a common euphemism for bodily emissions. And will there be a low-CO2 version called the Wind-e?

So, everyone has a bit of a laugh at Renault for providing sub-editors with an open goal. But could such a poor choice of name actually harm sales?

No-one would be seen dead driving around in a car called the Fart, so how far removed will customers view the Wind?

Time will tell, I suppose, but in the meantime let us know your thoughts on the poll below, or leave a comment.

Best car adverts of the Noughties: VW Golf – Beating yourself

I think I get this advert, in fact I’m sure I do but I like it for very different reasons.

Right, so the VW Golf; it’s a good car, possibly even the best in its class. The diesel engines are good, and in the case of the higher powered 2.0-litre diesel very good and the entry level models are fine if a little sparse on the extras and so to sum up; I really didn’t come here to write about the car and so on to the Ninja fighting German we go.

It’s the knowing look in his eye when he hears the knock at the door that lets you know that very shortly the shit is about to hit the fan. I’m guessing that he didn’t know who was at the door though, who could? So it’s his doppelganger here to punch him in the face, “take that me” he says as he punches him across the room.

Our unlikely hero is then in a whole world of pain as he runs across the grounds of VW’s Wolfsburg factory as there are lots and lots of him and all seemingly with the intention of punching him in the face, or worse. The advert then starts getting really interesting for me when our hero pulls the head-butt to the chest out of his locker, it must be his signature move I thought until he starts using his superior knowledge of VW car parts to further defend his honour when things get tough, you’ve seen the way he handles that exhaust right?

But my favourite part of this advert, my absolute favourite, is the look of relief on his face after he dishes out his final high-kick of the day and the thought that is clearly racing through his mind; “I told you I didn’t want to fight you, I told you this, but did you listen?”

Who said the Germans don’t have a sense of humour?

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